If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately... you usually don't use it at all. It uses you.
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.
I will indulge my sorrows, and give way to all the pangs and fury of despair.
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.
Give up trying to make me give up
My specialty is detached malevolence.
Obsession is an attractive thing. People who are really, really interested and good at one thing and smart are attractive, if they're men.
Humility is attentive patience.
There are no facts, only interpretations.
The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!
When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.
When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.
Work is the rent you pay for the room you occupy on earth.
I am not now That which I have been.
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.
At the bottom of enmity between strangers lies indifference.