I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
He could not see a belt without hitting below it.
I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.