A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.

Good means not merely not to do wrong, but rather not to desire to do wrong.

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

It’s your road and yours alone. Others may walk it with you, but no one can walk it for you.

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

What can't be cured must be endured.

There are no limitations to the mind except those we acknowledge.

There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.

I write with experiences in mind, but I don't write about them, I write out of them.

Achievement brings its own anticlimax.

Medicine heals diseases of the body, wisdom frees the soul from passions.

A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.

If I speak of myself in different ways, that is because I look at myself in different ways.

Fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind.

When prosperity comes, do not use all of it.

Attitude, not Aptitude, determines Altitude.

Don't take tomorrow to bed with you.

Think globally, act locally.

Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.

Do not say a little in many words, but a great deal in few!

Experience teaches us that it is much easier to prevent an enemy from posting themselves than it is to dislodge them after they have got possession.