If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.

Any place I hang my head is home.

There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.

Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time.

Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.

Death is not the opposite of life, but a part of it.

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

A lie told often enough becomes the truth.

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.

What do you want meaning for? Life is desire, not meaning.

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him.

I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained.

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

There is one common struggle against those who have appropriated the earth, the money, and the machines.

A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.

Certain signs precede certain events.

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be...

Life should be great rather than long.

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music?

My life didn't please me, so I created my life.

On stage, I make love to 25,000 different people, then I go home alone.