This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
I’ve been bitten by a python. It wasn’t a very big one…
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
When you're thirty you're old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.
A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!