Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
A moral being is one who is capable of reflecting on his past actions and their motives - of approving of some and disapproving of others
There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all.
Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.
Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.
That which costs little is less valued.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
I want to put a ding in the universe.
Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.
Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Those who restrain desire do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
The difficulty is to try and teach the multitude that something can be true and untrue at the same time.
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.