There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.

All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.

Courage is grace under pressure.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

All that spirits desire, spirits attain.

If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

Religion and art spring from the same root and are close kin. Economics and art are strangers.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

Rhyme, that enslaved queen, that supreme charm of our poetry, that creator of our meter.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch.

I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.

Good actions ennoble us, and we are the sons of our deeds.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.