Forewarned, forearmed. To be prepared is half the victory.
You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.
If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.
He who would accomplish little must sacrifice little; he who would achieve much must sacrifice much; he who would attain highly must sacrifice greatly.
I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.
There is an eloquence in true enthusiasm.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much.
Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast.
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
A lie never lives to be old.
In the increasingly convincing darkness the words become palpable, like a fruit that is too beautiful to eat.
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
I will indulge my sorrows, and give way to all the pangs and fury of despair.
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are.
It is wonderful when you don't have the fear, and a lot of the time I don't ... I focus on what needs to be done instead.
