There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.
Even if you are divine, you don't disdain male consorts.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know.
I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.
No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
People create stories create people; or rather stories create people create stories.
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.
It seldom happens that any felicity comes so pure as not to be tempered and allayed by some mixture of sorrow.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
Get off your butt and join the Marines!
Memory... is an internal rumour.
I don't do drugs, I am drugs
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
An idea is salvation by imagination
Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.
His modesty amounts to deformity.
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.
