If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one.
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I'm single because I was born that way.
What a fine weather today! Can't choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.