I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

I'm not a genius. I'm just a tremendous bundle of experience.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands

In the rush for justice it is important not to lose sight of principles the country holds dear.

Fear may come true that which one is afraid of.

I can bear any pain as long as it has meaning.

I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know.

Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.

No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.

There's no such thing as perfect writing, just like there's no such thing as perfect despair.

We must not always talk in the market-place of what happens to us in the forest.

Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast.

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.