The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.

But there is only one thing which gathers people into seditious commotion, and that is oppression

Fashion changes, but style endures.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can show.

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.

A process cannot be understood by stopping it. Understanding must move with the flow of the process, must join it and flow with it.

Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.

Good actions ennoble us, and we are the sons of our deeds.

He who would accomplish little must sacrifice little; he who would achieve much must sacrifice much; he who would attain highly must sacrifice greatly.

Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.

I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.