True valor lies between cowardice and rashness.

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

A lie never lives to be old.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman.

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Many have had their greatness made for them by their enemies.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy.

The future ain't what it used to be.

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.

By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Memories warm you up from the inside. But they also tear you apart.