The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart.

Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.

His modesty amounts to deformity.

You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.

I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.

Moonlight is sculpture.

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.

I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.

You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.

A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.