When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy.
Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.
People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
The battle for women's rights has been largely won.
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.
Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.
The cloud is free only to go with the wind. The rain is free only in falling.
Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.
Purity of heart is to will one thing.
I fully realize that no wealth or position can long endure, unless built upon truth and justice; therefore, I will engage in no transaction which does not benefit all whom it affects.
I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.
Every beauty which is seen here by persons of perception resembles more than anything else that celestial source from which we all are come.
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist.
When I had nothing to lose, I had everything. When I stopped being who I am, I found myself.
A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.