We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.
There's place and means for every man alive.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Life is too short, or too long, for me to allow myself the luxury of living it so badly.
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.
Time is really the only capital that any human being has and the thing that he can least afford to waste or lose
A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of organized life.
Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.
Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are the dead.
The essence of life is statistical improbability on a colossal scale.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.
The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.
Diamonds are a girls best friend.
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.