I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.

Work is the rent you pay for the room you occupy on earth.

Tell me thy company, and I shall tell thee what thou art.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.

Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone.

Liberty, according to my metaphysics is a self-determining power in an intellectual agent. It implies thought and choice and power.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

If you follow every dream, you might get lost.

We must not always talk in the market-place of what happens to us in the forest.

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands

Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

Each soul is potentially divine.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.