I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.

Be quick, but don't hurry.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Be interesting, be enthusiastic... and don't talk too much.

To solve any problem, here are three questions to ask yourself: First, what could I do? Second, what could I read? And third, who could I ask?

You can't make souffle rise twice.

It is your decisions, and not your conditions, that determine your destiny.

I'm a slow walker, but I never walk back.

People refuse to take chances in business, because they fear the criticism which may follow if they fail.

Make them laugh, make them cry, and back to laughter. What do people go to the theatre for? An emotional exercise. I am a servant of the people. I have never forgotten that.

He who thinks little errs much

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.

Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things.

I've always found the second book in a series is the hardest to write.

And that is the reason why this victory is great, because different players have made contributions to the win.

'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?

Advertising is legalized lying.

Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice