We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.
Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action.
Tell me thy company, and I shall tell thee what thou art.
Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for the world.
I am not now That which I have been.
I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.
That which costs little is less valued.
I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.
Thought is free.
A stale article, if you dip it in a good, warm, sunny smile, will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.
Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.
Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.
They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.