Nature is not human-hearted.
What goes up must come down.
Humility is really important because it keeps you fresh and new.
There is one common struggle against those who have appropriated the earth, the money, and the machines.
It was my care to make my life illustrious not by words more than by deeds.
Close by the Rights of Man, at the least set beside them, are the Rights of the Spirit.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed.
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?
Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry.
I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained.
In the survival of favoured individuals and races, during the constantly-recurring struggle for existence, we see a powerful and ever-acting form of selection.
Last year I sang for the Queen of England, met the president of the United States, and got an Emmy and a star on The Walk of Fame. And what did I do? I was just being myself.
If you have been sunned through and through like an apricot on a wall from your earliest days, you are oversensitive to any withdrawal of heat.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Live your life as an Exclamation rather than an Explanation
Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.
All that happens means something; nothing you do is ever insignificant.
Simplicity is the keynote of all true elegance.
Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.
Diamonds are a girls best friend.