Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.

When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.

Terrorism is the tactic of demanding the impossible, and demanding it at gunpoint.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.

A hero cannot be a hero unless in a heroic world.

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

At the bottom of enmity between strangers lies indifference.

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

To the young people I say, you are a gift to your communities and indeed the world. You are our hope and our future.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.

All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.

Tell me thy company, and I shall tell thee what thou art.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.