Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
You live but once; you might as well be amusing.