It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.

Humility is attentive patience.

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy.

Gold and silver from the dead turn often into lead.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

People create stories create people; or rather stories create people create stories.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

No temptation can gravitate to a man unless there is that in his heart which is capable of responding to it.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.

Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.