Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.

There are no facts, only interpretations.

People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.

My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch.

You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, Keep going. Start by starting.

That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise, not from defects in their Constitution or Confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, so much as from the downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation.

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

I will go on my knees and ask the Liberian people to participate in bringing peace and stability to our country.

It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.

The idea of freedom is inspiring. But what does it mean? If you are free in a political sense but have no food, what's that? The freedom to starve?

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.

Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Your personal nature seeks its paradise.