We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
Common sense is not so common.
Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.
I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
Sunlight is painting.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned.
I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
What do you despise? By this are you truly known.
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.
Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.
Get off your butt and join the Marines!
You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.
Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.
Tradition becomes our security, and when the mind is secure it is in decay.
An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.