If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.
The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast
What do you despise? By this are you truly known.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.
The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.
Your clothes conceal much of your beauty, yet they hide not the unbeautiful
It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.
Moonlight is sculpture.
Genius is sorrow's child.
Effective action is always unjust.
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
Sunlight is painting.
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not common.
A scientist in his laboratory is not a mere technician: he is also a child confronting natural phenomena that impress him as though they were fairy tales.?
A lie never lives to be old.
Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.
Jests that give pains are not jests.
A jug fills drop by drop.
Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.