Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!
The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.
I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.
When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
Only those with no memory insist on their originality.
In just six weeks from the time the design was started, we had the motor on the block testing its power.
The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.
I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.
Each soul is potentially divine.
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.
Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.
There's no such thing as perfect writing, just like there's no such thing as perfect despair.
It is the story that owns and directs us. It is the thing that makes us different from cattle; it is the mark on the face that sets one people apart from their neighbors.
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better.
The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.
