When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Obsession is an attractive thing. People who are really, really interested and good at one thing and smart are attractive, if they're men.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
Boards don't hit back.
You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.
There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.
You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.
A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, - a mere heart of stone.
Terrorism is the tactic of demanding the impossible, and demanding it at gunpoint.
The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart.
Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.
He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
In the rush for justice it is important not to lose sight of principles the country holds dear.
Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us.
A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.
It is wonderful when you don't have the fear, and a lot of the time I don't ... I focus on what needs to be done instead.