Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.
There is no real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story.
Give up trying to make me give up
A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.
Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action.
The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.
I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.
Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
To turn really interesting ideas and fledgling technologies into a company that can continue to innovate for years, it requires a lot of disciplines.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Obsession is an attractive thing. People who are really, really interested and good at one thing and smart are attractive, if they're men.
The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.
If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
I am not now That which I have been.