When people start asking you to do the same thing over and over again, that's when you know you're way too close to something that you don't want to be near.

In ballet a complicated story is impossible to tell... we can't dance synonyms.

Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.

Purity of heart is to will one thing.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.

Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage.

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

A book is a mirror: if an ape looks into it an apostle is hardly likely to look out.

The imagination is not a state: it is the human existence itself.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.