Purity of heart is to will one thing.

Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

The day of individual happiness has passed

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

Learn to give, whether you have plenty or little, whether you are happy or in pain.

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.

Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision.

Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much.

It ain't over 'til it's over.

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.