There are no facts, only interpretations.

I would define, in brief, the poetry of words as the rhythmical creation of Beauty.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

Obsession is an attractive thing. People who are really, really interested and good at one thing and smart are attractive, if they're men.

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Fear may come true that which one is afraid of.

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

Young heads take example of the ancient.

In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better.

Advice to intellectuals: let no-one represent you.

Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.