We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

A person preaches well that lives well.

The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.

There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.

People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.

No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.

I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

Keep things at arm's length... If you let anything come too near you want to hold on to it. And there is nothing a man can hold on to.

So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.

One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.

There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.

My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.

Good actions ennoble us, and we are the sons of our deeds.