The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

An idea is salvation by imagination

Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.

I can see in your eyes, I can see in your faces, I can see you cry. But what I want to say, there's no reason to cry. Do not, in the name of peace, go in the streets and riot.

Forewarned, forearmed. To be prepared is half the victory.

Your clothes conceal much of your beauty, yet they hide not the unbeautiful

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

It is the story that owns and directs us. It is the thing that makes us different from cattle; it is the mark on the face that sets one people apart from their neighbors.

The people who are doing the work are the moving force behind the Macintosh. My job is to create a space for them, to clear out the rest of the organization and keep it at bay.

For the meaning of life differs from man to man, from day to day and from hour to hour. What matters, therefore, is not the meaning of life in general but rather the specific meaning of a person's life at a given moment.

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

A lie never lives to be old.

I don't do drugs, I am drugs

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.