You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down

Right now Im having amnesia and dj vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.

Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.

My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?

Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.

I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

Humor is the most engaging cowardice.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.

Women are made to be loved not understood.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.