I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.

To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.

If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us.

Ah just act the way ah feel.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.

Self-esteem comes from being able to define the world in your own terms and refusing to abide by the judgments of others.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.

The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

The imagination is not a state: it is the human existence itself.