I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.

He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.

A sense of humour is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money

A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

I awoke one morning and found myself famous.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

Men are as faithful as their options.

I don't pray really, because I don't want to bore God.

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?