I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

But there is only one thing which gathers people into seditious commotion, and that is oppression

The last of human freedoms - the ability to chose one's attitude in a given set of circumstances.

The more intense the nature of a man, the more readily will he find meditation, and the more successfully will he practice it.

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy.

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas.