One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.

I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.

What is necessary to change a person is to change his awareness of himself.

I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.

A lie never lives to be old.

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

Ah just act the way ah feel.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.

There is no real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story.

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.