A good liar must have a good memory.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

But there is only one thing which gathers people into seditious commotion, and that is oppression

Tell me thy company, and I shall tell thee what thou art.

It ain't over 'til it's over.

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

I don't do drugs, I am drugs

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.

I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

A man of honour should never forget what he is because he sees what others are.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

Radical simply means 'grasping things at the root'.

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Only those with no memory insist on their originality.

The traditional ways were wrongly disowned by Christianity - in hindsight, medicine men were not demons but very important counsellors in the community.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.