A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.
If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again.
I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.
I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.
The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I accept.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.