I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

There are no facts, only interpretations.

Even if you are divine, you don't disdain male consorts.

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

There is the view that poetry should improve your life. I think people confuse it with the Salvation Army.

A person preaches well that lives well.

I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.

The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.

Memory... is an internal rumour.

I fully realize that no wealth or position can long endure, unless built upon truth and justice; therefore, I will engage in no transaction which does not benefit all whom it affects.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.

All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise, not from defects in their Constitution or Confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, so much as from the downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation.

That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.