The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic
When people start asking you to do the same thing over and over again, that's when you know you're way too close to something that you don't want to be near.
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
The word 'good' has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.
A good liar must have a good memory.
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.
To be rooted is perhaps the most important and least recognized need of the human soul.
Be like a tree and let the dead leaves drop.
You always admire what you really don't understand.
A scientist in his laboratory is not a mere technician: he is also a child confronting natural phenomena that impress him as though they were fairy tales.?
Common sense is not so common.
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.
