We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.
I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Be like a tree and let the dead leaves drop.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
Give up trying to make me give up
A moral being is one who is capable of reflecting on his past actions and their motives - of approving of some and disapproving of others
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
The poor are prevented from thinking by the discipline of others, the rich by their own.
All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.
Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are.
The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.
I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
The day of individual happiness has passed
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.