I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.

I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!

It is better to be alone than in bad company.

Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

I awoke one morning and found myself famous.

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.

If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.

Life's but short. You might as well be amusing.

Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.