You cant have a plan for your day, til you have a plan for your life.

We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm.

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.

The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.

You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

But some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.

External nature is only internal nature writ large.

One's only rival is one's own potentialities. One's only failure is failing to live up to one's own possibilities. In this sense, every man can be a king, and must therefore be treated like a king.

When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.