In the end, everything is a gag.

I can't wait to figure out what is wrong with me, so I can say this is the way that I used to be.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.

We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.

Life has its own hidden forces which you can only discover by living.

Our life always expresses the result of our dominant thoughts.

Life is an ongoing process of choosing between safety (out of fear and need for defense) and risk (for the sake of progress and growth). Make the growth choice a dozen times a day.

My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.

The 'good old times'-all times, when old, are good.

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.

Last year I sang for the Queen of England, met the president of the United States, and got an Emmy and a star on The Walk of Fame. And what did I do? I was just being myself.

It takes a long time to grow young.

We must all obey the great law of change. It is the most powerful law of nature.

I have always regarded myself as the pillar of my life.

Living is Easy with Eyes Closed.

If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.

The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.

Don't own so much clutter that you will be relieved to see your house catch fire.

By putting forward the hands of the clock you shall not advance the hour.

When a woman conceives her true self, a miracle occurs and life around her begins again.