I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.

Pretty much, Apple and Dell are the only ones in this industry making money. They make it by being Wal-Mart. We make it by innovation.

The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic

Self-esteem comes from being able to define the world in your own terms and refusing to abide by the judgments of others.

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.

A good liar must have a good memory.

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.

I fully realize that no wealth or position can long endure, unless built upon truth and justice; therefore, I will engage in no transaction which does not benefit all whom it affects.

Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.

In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism.

I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires.