You see, antiquated ideas of kindness and generosity are simply bugs that must be programmed out of our world. And these cold, unfeeling machines will show us the way.

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

It is of practical value to learn to like yourself. Since you must spend so much time with yourself you might as well get some satisfaction out of the relationship.

True happiness...is not attained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.

But happiness is no respecter of persons.

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.

Seek not happiness too greedily, and be not fearful of unhappiness.

It is necessary to help others, not only in our prayers, but in our daily lives. If we find we cannot help others, the least we can do is to desist from harming them.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

Do your little bit of good where you are; it's those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world.

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll be unhappy for the rest of your life.

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.

Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes richer and happier.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

Others may know pleasure, but pleasure is not happiness. It has no more importance than a shadow following a man.

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful much adulated, very famous and very unhappy

Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.

Happy is he who causes a scandal

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities.