Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.

If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...

By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.

To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

The last of human freedoms - the ability to chose one's attitude in a given set of circumstances.

I don't do drugs, I am drugs

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

Keep things at arm's length... If you let anything come too near you want to hold on to it. And there is nothing a man can hold on to.

A jug fills drop by drop.

Forewarned, forearmed. To be prepared is half the victory.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.