The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.

Please all, and you will please none.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

One of the main weaknesses of mankind is the average man's familiarity with the word 'impossible'.

One of the greatest discoveries a person makes, one of their great surprises, is to find they can do what they were afraid they couldn't do.

There is nothing impossible to him who will try.

The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want.

If we all did the things we are really capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.

Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something.

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all.

You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great

Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest.

Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren't used to an environment where excellence is expected.

Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day of your life.

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

Riches do not respond to wishes. They respond only to definite plans, backed by definite desires, through constant persistence.

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it

You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new.

A good idea is never lost. Even though its originator or possessor may die without publicizing it, it will someday be reborn in the mind of another....

All your dreams can come true if you have the courage to pursue them